Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 20, 2025
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
a look a like off that dude from Slumdog Millionaire (Dev Patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. Either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. Either way it's whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart....he very smart
Dude 1: Yo have you seen the new Transformers movie bro?
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
by Habdeeew August 07, 2017
by ThOmAs_DaViS May 19, 2023
This person is really sweet at first sight but then becomes very mean, but everyone loves them and their perfect atmosphere anyways.
by Girlboss90218 August 18, 2022
by The one and only me October 03, 2019
Throat goat, Pretty dope ngl. Type of person everyone thinks is hot but is a total bitch. Still sneaky obsessed with her ex bf.
by yoyoyoyoyooyooyoyo April 27, 2022