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toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.
person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter
by doggtorp March 1, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

BRAIN ROT AT IT'S VERY FINEST
Skibidi Toilet: A stupid ass kids show for tiny little children still sucking on their thumbs and sleeping in a cradle. It's created by DaFuqBoom who should delete the entire series, delete his channel, and make a public apology for how putrid the show is.

Mom: hey little Timmy, how are you doing

2 year old child name little Timmy who's brain is being eaten out by the Skbidi Toilet trend: *slurping down a juice box, crushes it and tosses it to the side* skib... skibidi... dop... dop... yes... yes... *please kill me*...

Mom: JERRY, ARE KIDS GONE MAD, GET THE AK-47!
by Dark Games May 31, 2024
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toilet rash

Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.
Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.
by Lenyo July 9, 2014
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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
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Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"
- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"
by Sonis718 July 23, 2015
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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