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NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021
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Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.
Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .
by Captain A ron December 31, 2019
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Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.
them: That's why you get no bitches.
you: *Posts a out of context gif/picture also known as a "Smoke bomb Meme/GIF" to try and save face*
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing
1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!
by pownism April 21, 2011
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Smoke Signals

When you lay opposite of another person sharing a blanket, usually on a couch, feet to feet (long distance signals) or head to feet (short distance signals). You begin to pass gas under the blanket, then you lift the blanket slowly and rapidly pull the blanket back down causing your smoke signal to exit the other side. It usually takes a couple tries to get your message across.
Sally had no idea what was so funny until she received my smoke signals.
by Not TEMU June 30, 2025
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smoked sanchez

When running your smoking finger under someone else's nose and it wreaks of lingering cigarette smoke
She came in from a smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez
by Miss Mona May 21, 2024
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Smoke 30

A way to say your going to take a 30 and smoke some weed
Co-worker yells smoke 30 and the potheads follow him to the back
by Brandon Self May 6, 2021
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