Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024
A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
by KimmyGold September 25, 2015
Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.
Coined by Pat McAfee
Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.
See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40
See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40
by ak4992 January 20, 2023