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Blakes Uncle

Blakes Uncle is aamong us ussy imposter who eats da cupcakes, also, i go to the homeless shelter and * *** * **
Blakes uncle is hella sus
by Blakes Uncle August 12, 2022
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
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Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
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Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy
Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober
by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022
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Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig
Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch
by JasonHammer September 10, 2022
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Sucky uncle

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.
by (T) September 11, 2022
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