A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018
Get the Jimmymug. by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018
Get the Jimmymug. A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017
Get the jimmy velvetmug. by Earlshy! March 27, 2024
Get the Jimmy Rigginmug. A human that is always degraded by others from his skeleton stature. Hes got a few girls but that he fancys but frothy Prue and Chrissy aren't into him. He lifts a max of 20kg a the gym but we all know his true muscle power comes from lifting those punnets of berries. He trys to get that customer connection but his only friends are john and wheelchair Helen.
by geezer101 August 25, 2020
Get the little Jimmymug. by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016
Get the Jimmymug. by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 30, 2020
Get the Jimmymug.