Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025

The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.

Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect

by toejam08 August 17, 2025