Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

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Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

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T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins

damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

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What the skinny!

a clean alternative for what the f*ck or what the hell which can be used in any situation to show any kind of emotion. primarily used while skateboarding when you see somebody do something out of the ordinary

Woah dude that guy just did the weirdest looking air! what the skinny!

by roganrileyandalixzander July 10, 2024

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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

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sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand

A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.

Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

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Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

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