Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015

Top Side

The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.

"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"

by -Gabe- October 26, 2015

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks October 29, 2015

dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

City-Side Respect

A cultural slang originating from the southern part of Montreal. Often used by street hockey-playing teenagers who get cross-checked to the floor by their friends, and land next to the sidewalk.

Shel: Why would you cross-check me to the floor?

Dom: This is street hockey, get used to it.

Shel: Start showing me some City-Side Respect or else you won't be getting any from me.

Dom: City-Side Respect isn't a thing, and it will never be a thing, ja feel?

by JWalker November 15, 2015

side ignore

When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.

As I was talking to Nicholas about my expectations, he side ignored me.

by Nicbelle January 21, 2016

Side Teats

Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.

"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"

by 81-K March 4, 2016