Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018

Russian Sunshine

The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.

What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!

by BrokenMelon June 9, 2023

Russian break-in

When you dominate your sexual partner

Girl:i wanna be dominated
Guy: Russian break-in

by ThatOneSusFriend December 5, 2022

Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024

Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared

A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack

by Krytus78 September 20, 2023

Russian Viagra

When ten Russian women rape a gay man.

Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!

by Bawleringa December 20, 2022