RED Roach

Guys who wears sweat suits everyday and believe everyone is less than them.

Brandon was a RED roach god. His gleaming sweat suit glistened under the heat of the lights , as he lost yet another game of ping pong.

by WebDevGuy May 24, 2018

Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

Julia red

A spazzy kid that makes everyone pissed off and eats chocolate until her teeth rot

Ola: Omg i love this chocolate

Julia red: give me

by julawhy March 11, 2020

red panda

the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles

did you know that red pandas are better than god.

by is it a red pandas April 27, 2020

Red rocket

Dog boner

Your Dogs red rocket is out.

by Tony-strips September 3, 2020

no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.

Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.

by John Weegee October 28, 2017