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slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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cow

by hard cocks in my ass October 21, 2021
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Cow

Being defined as a big fat cow who lives in 119 feild rode
by Symbludtings October 27, 2019
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cow

a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon
person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend
by U don't need to know May 30, 2020
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Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.
“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”
by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
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