When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021
Get the Mike Jennermug. Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
by Hard bone March 8, 2017
Get the Mike Hullmug. by kevin02899 September 24, 2022
Get the Mike Gabrielmug. by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023
Get the messiah mikemug. A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.
It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"
It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"
"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"
by twweetop September 18, 2023
Get the MIKE!mug. To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.
by Big Kike June 6, 2018
Get the Mikedmug.