Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022

Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.

Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.

by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021

Jordan

very odd person, massive cock, loves to draw, and sub par at volley ball, almost always single.

girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork

girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive

by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021

Stupido Jordan

That kid with a semi mullet who thinks hes funny but really isnt.

Stupido Jordan Just Sucks Man

by wefnbf.,dweoifjr December 6, 2021

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan

Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick

by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021