hantoun job

to lick the pussy smiling with your tongue out going up and down with your eyes shut tight

i gave her a hantoun job yesterday she came all over my face

by BAL696969 February 17, 2010

bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

creep job

An overzealous sexually deprived douche bartender, usually from Italian background (but not always)
His/Her forte is the aggressive attempt at humping young tourists traveling with their family. (but not always)
The dry humping may or may not be accompanied by sloppy licking and kissing,usually with tongue penetration of facial orifices.

"I was totally molested by that creep job before I ran away and hid in my hotel room"

by myhk November 3, 2008

flush job

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.

adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.

by joe curt adam December 27, 2009

Bowl Job

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.

Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.

by Missm00 October 28, 2012

snuff job

To fire employees or kill off a project, especially at work.

Watch out - the boss is out to do a snuff job on Dan. Don't get in the way.

by Nole_writer June 15, 2008

Ghost Job

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

by dicknose May 6, 2014