Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

Beaumont woods

All you can smell is curry and noodles

This place is Beaumont woods

by Sexy paki 123 August 21, 2019

Wood Man

A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:

Wood Man is pretty nice >:

by Muda Man October 27, 2020

Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner

Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood

by Keegami September 23, 2019

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016