Cuteness depression

When somethings so cute that it can make you feel sad.

Often when looking at said cute thing your heart can feel heavy and tears are even possible (along with other physical reactions linked to sadness).

"this fanart is so cute it makes me have cuteness depression, hes just so chubby and cute and dumb holy shittttt😭"

by Zora Sekai July 27, 2025

song depression

when a song your listening to sounds so sad it makes you depressed.
not limited to personal experiences with the song.

man sin by stone temple pilots made me so depressed i had to quit listening to it! gave me major song depression.

by kieralovedanny October 22, 2025

oral anti-depressant

A blowjob.

Oral anti-depressants (usually!) cost a lot less than prescription meds (most "willing" gals will do it for free, of course), and unlike a pill dat just one person takes, they often have many benefits for both da giver and receiver... both participants feel good due to da "shared intimacy" experience --- not to mention da mutual release of "feel good" brain chemicals --- plus of course da guy loves da two pleasure-feelings of both da gal's warm moist lips on his cock and ejaculating into da chick's mouth, and da gal may get a mood-boost from swallowing da guy's nutrient-rich love-juice.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

Cute Depressionism

When you’re super depressed but instead of it being super sad for others to watch, it’s kind of cute in a way.

Yoko: What’s wrong? You look so sad but you’re being so cute about it.

Tom: I don’t know. I think I’m suffering from some form of cute depressionism.

Yoko: Maybe try napping.

by Mr. Heartbreak January 29, 2025

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Depressing

All dark blue and shit.

This is depressing, dude.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025

Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.

Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.

by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021