closet Canadian

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians
by FruitSnacks2 September 05, 2021
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The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.
by Quarantine Improv December 03, 2021
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Canadian Dino

A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
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Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 06, 2021
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Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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