Mud-Marlin

When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.

Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y

by Don Heffa May 4, 2013

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mud buggie

a man made vehicle that is build by rednecks. they use yard scraps. they go muddin with the mud buggie. rednecks put tires a slide a ladder and lawn chairs on a built thangy

bubba and the guys built a mud buggie to show off at the pit

by katielynmuddin00 April 21, 2014

strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014