i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.

Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!

by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

da bus lady

Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"

1. Katherine who's driving the bus? Da bus lady.

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.

I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.

by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022

Olive tumble bus day

This is when olive tumble bus gives all her friends money cause it’s olive tumble bus day

“Omg my name is olive tumble bus and it’s olive tumble bus day, guess i better give my friends all my money (especially one in first periodwink wink

by Karma appreciation day April 5, 2022

I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.

Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022