blood balls

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.

(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”

by blueballs. August 15, 2022

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 29, 2024

Blood Running

When you get hurt so bad you get up and run away. This usually happens when your bleeding a lot.

When Bill broke his arm he was Blood Running all the way to his house.

by SupremeDrizzle June 17, 2013

Pure Blood

Someone that didn't take the convid 💩💉

Shaun: I don't feel too well ever since taking the jab, I've been getting heart problems.
Thomas: Yea I didn't get it because I have an immune system and didn't want heart problems. I think there's a new term going around for us unvaccinated, the call us Pure Blood's.

by UnvaxxedAssassin July 31, 2023

Blood Boilingly

An adjective to describe any person, place, thing, situation, event, etc. that makes your, "blood boil."

After months of excitement and patience, the Joker sequel was blood boilingly terrible.

My first shift at my new job made me realize working the register is blood boilingly tedious.

by CorbMichael November 25, 2024

Blood clout

When a clout chaser is exposed as being such before gaining enough respectable clout of their own, and is rejected by their community and falls off

Lil jaggy - "yo, I ain't hanging out with Dadam he just a clout chaser"

Lil rackskal - " maybe so bro, but he ain't about to catch a blood clout like that Fax guy"

by Spatomsk April 28, 2019