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Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)
That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone
by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022
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Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.
Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH
by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021
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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits
by DT8 November 6, 2021
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Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.
“I love marching band!”
I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021
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(Your Band)-ictionary

When you like a band soooooo much that you have to make a whole website about it
(Your Band)-ictionary examples:
The Magentas-ictionary!
The Urbans-ictionary!
by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 14, 2022
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Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.
He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.
by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022
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Band Aid

Danganronpa ship between Ibuki ( band) and mikan ( Aid )

I now have a sudden urge to create a band with mikan and ibuki in it and call it Bandaid
by MikanTsumikiCosplayer October 10, 2021
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