The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022
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by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
Get the Turkey Blasted mug.When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
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Get the Dabbing on a turkey mug.When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
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I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.
by crima_sauce May 16, 2021
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