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Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
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Same-date

Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.
Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"

Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"

Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
by MaxmumPimp August 16, 2011
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.
UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur
by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021
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Pinball Dating

When you date someone in every which way different to the last person you dated, In a bid to find someone completely different. This is a vicious cycle that continues much like a game of "pinball" until they realise this strategy very rarely works...
Ryan - I was dating Toni. She was thin, 5ft7, blonde, really quite and girly. But it didn't work out so now I'm dating Liv, a curvy, crazy, brunette packed full of attitude. But If things don't go well, I'm gonna try with Elle. A cheeky, laidback, redhead whos on the university rowing team.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.
by Pambz95 March 11, 2015
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dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.
"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."
by ATTT April 18, 2015
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Dating podcast

A podcast format where a host (generally with conservative, right-wing viewpoints) invites a group of women to discuss their opinions and experiences about dating the opposite gender.

In the modern dating world, men, especially men with average looks, and income are finding it more and more difficult to attract a partner of the opposite gender. While women have found it easier and easier to obtain the ideal man they want thanks to dating apps and social media, which inversely makes it harder for average men who usually don't excel with that.

It would be very naive and ignorant to say otherwise. You could say it's a disease of sorts that men suffer from. And no better way to to profit from a disease than by selling the cure, but why sell the cure once, when you can continuously sell a treatment forever.

Which is where these dating podcasts come in. Who acknowledge the reality of these issues, while actively profiting from them and creating a continuous loop of giving poor dating advice, demonizing and antagonizing female guests who obviously only have a surface level understanding and aren't skilled debaters compared to the podcast hosts who have done years of research on the topics they discuss and debate about daily. Which causes these already socially awkward and lost men to become bitter, resentful and even more insufferable and unattractive to the opposite gender. Thus causing them to gravitate towards these podcasts, and well creating the loop.
Dating podcasts acknowledge real problems men face in dating, while also actively profiting from them and further perpetuating those same issues.
by ChickenChad January 13, 2025
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