Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is a big scrawny douche who's never been laid an likes transgenders.

Who in the h-e double fuck are you?. I'm Kyle!, no waayyy I'm Kyle too!.

by Ligdeeznutz June 23, 2022

Kyle-broham

When you are on point and suss of everything including the ants and mosquitos you know have microphones attached to ther back and such.
When a car/motorcycle/bike rider/harley riders people walking/guild truck etc.... pass or can hear or even feel in your jelly that is coming / approaching your safe as fuk work zone. You call out here comes a kyle Broham or here comes a kyle , or here comes a Braham. Any choice is acceptable.

Yo a kyle-broham kumn up quick drop more cones brian Spellman

OK dom torreto overkill on the way.
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by The start June 24, 2022

Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.

Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.

by anti-bbc eater June 25, 2022

Kyle

That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.

Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?

Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!

Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!

Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.

by VladR_2008 June 25, 2022

Kyle

A guy that is neurodivergent and is gay. A man that makes sex jokes and is funny (maybe?),probably obsessed with among us jokes and draws the most weirdest but funny shit. Kyle's are usually found in a house or anywhere. But the worse place they can hang out in is Twitter..But to be honest,that Kyle may be gay and stuff but he's there for you no matter what and is a great friend lol

"Wow look at that guy! He's such a Kyle."
"Lmao ikr"

by DingusFongus July 3, 2022

Kyle

The male Karen

That Kyle just reported the teenagers at the mall for hanging out

by DickDuff August 8, 2022