Skip to main content

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011
mugGet the Jack Taps mug.

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.
Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)
by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010
mugGet the Jack Page mug.

MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.
by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007
mugGet the MAX jack mug.

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.
Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.
by Clean & LA April 28, 2008
mugGet the thought jacked mug.

Web Jacked

(v) To steal an idea from the internet. The act by which ideas are stolen, or the realization that your idea has already been thought of via the world wide web.
"Oh man, my word has been web jacked on Urban Dictionary."
by Dr. Truman2 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Web Jacked mug.

jack dat

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW
* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*
by lettelover, August 5, 2008
mugGet the jack dat mug.

Tow Jack

When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."
Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.
by JohnnyHoffa December 20, 2008
mugGet the Tow Jack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email