worst rock band

crush 40

crush 40 is the worst example of a "rock band"
their music is shit
jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
by notmemes May 14, 2019
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
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band-ending death

A sudden death of a band member (usually the lead singer) that leads to the band's permanent break up. They will decide that the member that died was irreplaceable and thus cannot go on.

Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.

Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.

The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.
Notable band-ending deaths:
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
by popsicleprincess March 31, 2022
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Lost In The Sauce Band

The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.
Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now
by Folk punk crust punk December 01, 2019
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web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.
Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.
by Zeltiar October 13, 2023
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After band

A band formed with music as an afterthought , the main focus of an "After band" is typically to pick up girls . An "After band" can typically be identified as by a focus on images and presents of the so called band itself typically before the release or mentioning of music at all.
"Such a poser! definitely started *band name* as an After band he even tried to hit on me after his show"
by M.Mardy January 26, 2023
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blowing a band

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.
by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018
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