Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥

Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !

by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020

Thomas Vega

Old man

Thomas Vega is an old man

by Oahsbsjshs July 7, 2021

Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.

Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.

by sensei10 July 22, 2021

cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.

cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha

by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021

that_veganbitch

that_veganbitch Is my favourite person ever. They are the sweetest person I’ve ever talked to and I love them sm<3 they deserve the world and I hope they get everything they want in life

that_veganbitch Is so cool!!

I love that_veganbitch

by Hihihellolol August 5, 2021

Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021