Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Mud

MUD (noun): A quintessentially British fusion of "mate" and "bud," warmly employed to denote a cherished friend or companion, often amidst the convivial ambiance of a pub or a hearty banter.

Alright, Mud? Fancy a pint after work later?"

by BullMack January 18, 2024

Shoving Mud

Putting your penis in another man and/or woman’s anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Synonymous for fudge packing.

Jack was out all night shoving mud.

by Estimatingass August 6, 2024

Mud Chicken

A woman name Jaslin Jones.

Jaslin is a mud chicken.

by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

Mud Duck

Another name for a loud fart.

Oh man! Did you hear that mud duck!

by TimmyMac August 26, 2022