Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Swamp Asians

Another name for any Southeast Asian person, like filipino ppl (ew)

Idc about what you have to say you filipino. You’re one of those “swamp asians”.

by No1kevingatesfan January 1, 2024

Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018

Imagin-Asian

When you think of asians alot

I have a really good imagin-asian, do you?

by Hairy Dardoo March 13, 2018

Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.

(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..

by Olberrman July 20, 2011

Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.

Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts

by Kabby951 June 27, 2023

Asian Twist

When an Asian chick spin on yo dog at tremendous speeds

Yo Jaquavious, Tina did dat Asian twist on me so hard last night my dick almost flew off

by Dxrkin November 4, 2025