Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
by chrischanlover69 January 02, 2022
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So, I Killed A Toilet

"How Are You Doing Today" "Not Good, So, I Killed A Toilet" "WTF"
by Syden102 June 29, 2023
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toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)
Man I really needed some toilet therapy!
by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021
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Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever
Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road
by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018
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the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that
A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself
by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024
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Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.
"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.
by tristonic July 26, 2022
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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 06, 2021
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