Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.
"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."
by Uncle Shortbus January 23, 2019
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Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad
Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles
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half-great-cousin-uncle

My half-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
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uncle aries

The worlds best uncle!!!!! If you meet an Aries make sure to call him uncle
Wow Aries is such a good uncle.
“Did u see uncle Aries.
I wish Aries was my uncle . Jealous
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Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.
I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.
by VegasJD May 05, 2024
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