Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!

Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet

by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024

touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.

person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!

by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020

The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.

When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked

by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016

skibidi toilet hater

A person who disses or hates on skibidi toilet. If you find one of these people in the Gen Alpha, they might be the next pope.

Example 1:

some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please

Example 2:

some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope

by ihateandroidusers June 16, 2024

skibidi your toilet

The act of defecating on a toilet so hard it somehow implodes you into the toilet defying all laws of physics fusing you with the toilet, with only your head popping out essentially turning you into a skibidi toilet

Dude 1: I will skibidi your toilet and you cant stop me
Dude 2: excuse me what?
Dude 1: *skibidi's your toilet*
Dude 2: WHAT THE FU-

by totally_NOT_acysu September 24, 2024