Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
Get the Josh Simon mug.Meaning to be a bitch or be a having intercourse with a chick that looks like a rooster crossed with a cinnamon roll. Some synonyms include douche canoe or invisible clit.
by cinnamon cheerios October 27, 2021
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Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
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by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
Get the BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD mug.when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
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by apeachesandcream April 15, 2023
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He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
by LMAO... June 7, 2021
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hello josh
by cameronen March 19, 2025
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