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oscar harris

oscar harris is a short person

by guacer213981 March 13, 2022

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Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

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goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

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A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.

Stop being a short sad sam

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

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Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.

Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"

by Katkattt January 25, 2017

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