goat porn

what strong bad enjoys the most on the internet
See one of the last defs for Strong Bad or the def by author

Strong Bad was watching streaming goat porn again.

by Cesspool April 22, 2003

jaw porn

When a male's jaw is so sexy, it's as if you are watching porn.

Girl One: Have you seen Josh Hutcherson's jaw?
Girl Two: It's carved by angels. Complete jaw porn.

by JAWshhutcherson April 29, 2012

Animatronic porn

Animatronic porn mostly is based off Fnaf (Five Nights at Freddys) an amazing hour game with 9 installments, fans of Fnaf thought it would be Funny to make Animatronic porn (witch you probably shouldn't) and so ya y3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeeett5t

Animatronic porn is disgusting

by FNaFFan2000 July 12, 2019

Porn dick

A penis when erect is in the shape of a banana

I want some porn dick

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

mental porn

the act of thinking pornographic thoughts

After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.

by shindi April 29, 2008

Pre-Porn

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.

"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."

by ElCrapo April 18, 2017

kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup May 6, 2011