peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

poo poo pants

New fashion trend of wearing your pants as if they were ill fitted or you were wearing a diaper that was soiled for that "gangsta rap look.

My dad says ;"Geo is this the new style for young men popular ?Eh? This wearing of the "poo poo pants"?

by geoblze July 24, 2011

second day pants

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

M.C. Pee Pants

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

by Kyle Fuentes April 4, 2005

jizz in my pants

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.

1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by Tamek December 17, 2008