country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

by Miranda May 13, 2005

porno music

Music that can commonly be found in a pornographic video, or heard while having sexual intercourse.

"I know this sounds like porno music, but it's all I got."
Bonafide Lovin' - Chromeo
I'm Still in Love with You - Al Green
Sharing the Night Together - Dr. Hook
Sexy Eyes - Dr. Hook

by D. Jahner October 25, 2008

Music Camp

A mixture of band camp and choir camp combined together. There is not sexaul things because you are being watched like a hawk!!! Making out in the halls are permitted if you dont get caught!!!

Girl: I want to go to music camp!
Boy: I'll come with!

by Lynnie Bear July 21, 2006

muscle titties

fake breasts so rigid they look like a bodybuilder's pectorals.

Damn, that model chick got some big ol muscle titties. Ha!

by bobsbob March 21, 2010

Music Porn

Music porn is NOT porn music. There is a difference.

Porn music is music in porn, but MUSIC PORN is music that is it's own type of porn.

You experience extreme pleasure from listening to whatever preferences you have for music porn.

Music porn is different for all. Some like it soft, some like it rough. Some like something with meaning, some stick to simple sounds.

You may or may not get the idea you know how to lip sync, goose bumps, the urge to dance, a music boner, an actual erection, wet, etc.

AJ: Man, Jose sent me a lot of music porn links last night!

Julie: Oh really? What songs were they?

by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014

clit music

music by feminists or music with feminist lyrics

I love listening to that clit music.

That song is such clit music.

by Lizzy04 April 8, 2008

female muscle

The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:

1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.

I would've hooked up with that girl if her female muscle wasn't there.

by jkzl June 22, 2012