Moms Dirty

When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her

Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"

by master god lord and savior November 16, 2020

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ur mom

i had ur mom last night

by anonymous October 10, 2022

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your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022

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Indian mom

Is usually a mom in the US who names their kid Bunty and threatens him with samosas and wants all his birthday money and is a highly advanced Asian mom

an Indian mom is very strict

by The MemeLord Society March 26, 2023

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Ava’s Mom

The sexist woman ever. Wonderful in every aspect of life, she is life itself.

Ava’s mom is so wonderful.

by Hot moms have my heart November 1, 2021

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california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021

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