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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Mark

Mark
Mark is handsome
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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mark and ethan

the beloveds, the heroes, but are strangely obsessed with the other getting hurt
do you like mark and ethan?”

“yes ofc”
by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021
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Mark Steinebach

The most handsome guy ever. He is very smart and super nice. He also likes to make fun of Abel
Mark Steinebach, he is one of the best guys i've ever met!
by GgEzWin November 1, 2017
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Mark Hucksterman

An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.
I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Mark

Your moms ugly annoying hillbilly boyfriend that just fucking pisses you off
Omg i went on a date with this dude and he was a total mark
by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019
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Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.
I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"
by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020
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