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magick

While phonetically the same as magic, the usage of this spelling denotes that the writer is either (1) an elementary school student who's flunking Spelling (possibly the rebellious type too hip to study or believe in Santa Clause), or (2) a young or full grown adult who refuses to grow up and believes that magic is real (possibly due to the childhood trauma of learning that Santa Clause wasn't real; as a result the victims immersed themselves into a world of utter fantasy, a more secure one that's much more difficult to disprove).
Rodney Wrong: Heck! Miss Preachy, I got a D on my spelling test.

Miss Preachy: That's because you misspelled some words. See there, magic is m-a-g-i-c, and there is no "k".

Rodney Wrong: But I saw it spelled like this just the other day, in a published book called "Magick for Morons" and I...

Miss Preachy: Don't lie to me! No educated full grown adult would ever publish a book, even if it was nonsense, if they misspelled magic; now would they?

Rodney Wrong: But...

Miss Preachy: SILENCE!

Rodney Wrong: ...@$#%!...

Miss Preachy: You know what, Rodney? My parent-teacher conference with your mother is coming up. Maybe I can tell her about what a naughty, NAUGHTY boy you've been. On top of that, maybe Santa Clause won't bring you any presents this year, maybe...

Rodney Wrong: {sobbing loud} That's fine because momma already told me that Santa Clause isn't real! {Rodney proceeds to kick Miss Preachy in her shin and runs out of the room crying}

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Naive Ned: Cool, you guys brought your cards. What are you playing? I brought my Legolas and Gimli decks. Down for some L-O-T-R R-P-G?

Waldo Warlock: We're not PLAYING anything. We're doing magick, magick with an i-c-k. This is serious business. {scoffs} There's more to life than Lord of the Rings.

Naive Ned: Yeah right, my name isn't Gullible Gunther. I've been at this gaming stuff a long time to know that Magic the Gathering IS a game, and it IS spelled with an i-c, not an i-c-k. It's cool though, I've got my Magic the Gathering cards with me as well, my special artifact deck.

Wendy Wicca: We're not playing anything. We're actually doing Tarot, it's fortune telling using cards. We're using the systems, traditions, and powers of old to foresee a time outside the realm of the present.

Naive Ned: Yeah right, game over, I'm calling your bluff. You aren't fortune telling and you aren't playing Magic the Gathering. I can see you're playing L-O-T-R R-P-G. See, he's got a Galdalf deck and she's got an Eowyn deck, cards are kind of big though.

Waldo Warlock: Pfft! Eowyn of Rohan, daughter of Eomund and Theodwyn, sister of Eomer. Pfft! A thirty dollar deck she got at Barnes and Noble. She might as well be using a pinochle deck. The future will be here before she foretells anything. {scoffs} My White Wizard Gandalf deck is far superior. I bought it for almost two-hundred dollars on E-Bay, it was well worth it.

Wendy Wicca: Be careful what you say about my deck, WALDO. I'm liable to trap your soul in this here crystal and throw it into the sea.

Waldo Warlock: {While Waldo and Wendy exchange words, Ned reaches for the White Wizard deck, Waldo notices and slaps his hand away} DO-NOT-TOUCH! You'll taint my deck with your non-believer energy. Wendy, could you please prepare some red sage, garlic and wormwood? I need to sprinkle some on his feet and forehead to dispel whatever evil spirit that possesses him. Let's do it quickly, I have to go home and do my chores.

Wendy Wicca: Jeez Waldo, just put your foot down to your mother and tell her, "Look, I'm twenty five years old and I'll come and go as I please."
by Dagmar Geech May 4, 2005
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mangic

Man based Magic. Very similar to magic, but is only performed by level 3 Mangicians. Thought to have been developed via some strange man-rituals during movember
he worked is special kind of Mangic
by soneilLM June 12, 2007
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Magick

How neopagans spell "magic" as to differentiate it from stage magic. In practice, it ultimately just boils down to feelings and believing that it is actually magic do its work.
I have my own theories on how magick works, but perhaps it doesn't really matter how it works.
by T.R.B. November 17, 2021
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Macgic

The phenomenon that enables claims of superior function or performance capability that defies known logic and system capabilities.
The iPhone 4S will operate on 3G, but users will see macgic performance at the 4G level!
by Richard Berry October 4, 2011
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magi kisses

To slowly rub or kiss in or on his or hers sensitive/horney spot until he or she cums or squirts

Also to care for an injury sexually or gently

To heal sexually
" am going to magi kiss that ting today till she feels better "

" you on that magi kisses shit yeah gg "

" yeah donny "
by Online Doctor January 1, 2014
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magib

It's what real niggas use when some sorcery shit is abound. Plus we don't associate with the letters between B and E
Guy 1: Bruh you see him do that, how do you explain that????
Guy 2: He used magib B
by SomeHoodRat December 5, 2016
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Magie latnok

It is a scam
Albert: that bag of chips is a full magie latnok
Istvan: I know but I love them
Albert: hülye
by Thebigman April 10, 2021
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