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Matthew

Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
by habbababababbababbagaba69 February 11, 2023
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Matthew

by ET at home December 31, 2021
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matthew sturnioloK

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.
Matthew can suck a weiner
by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025
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