matthew

matthew is asian and cool

who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O

by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022

Matthew

He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.

Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.

by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016

Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne

Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021

Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021

matthew drinkwater

a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!

please get Matthew Drinkwater to shave!!!

by TheFortnitesigma January 18, 2024

Matthew

A person who moans and is a masochist.

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.

by cakefucker February 27, 2023

Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?

Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021