When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. 
A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
Get the Do you know Xander Alvarez?mug. There are actually 2!
Hym "You know what the question is. You know what the questions are. I will not stop until I get an answer and the follow-up question is obviously going to be what are you going to do to fix it?
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the You know what the question ismug. When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho
Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho
Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent
by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024
Get the I know that cookie goodmug. by bussbuss May 9, 2024
Get the You know my bodymug. by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020
Get the i know you know we knowmug.