Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018

Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.

Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you

by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025

jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016

Jew ice

A jew that is dripped out

“Yo bro hes one of those Jew ice people”

by Luvlttrs4geozz June 27, 2023

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money

Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016