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Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).
“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”
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Justin is typically associated with a dirty blonde person. He is very nice, easy to talk to and very attractive. Justin’s are typically very athletic and hard workers. People are naturally attracted to Justin’s their smile is contagious. Justin’s are very loyal, handsome, hardworking talented individuals who looks to make others around them the best versions of themself
Person 1: “I don’t feel like working out
Person 2: “I think you need to meet a Justin”
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Justin is someone thats built strong from the inside. His heart admits warmth & solitude. He's a guy that dreams big and will do what it takes to make them reality
Justin has been through some shit. And he's still going through shit. But he's optimistic about a brighter future. The guy is a warrior and he won't stop trying until he gets there. And he has a best friend named Athena and she's cute 😍
Justin knows no limits 🥰💪
by Athena&Justinbff August 22, 2024
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I just saw Justin T. His bling nearly blinded me. He even carries a silver gun.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 9, 2020
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by Friedmeatball January 11, 2018
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Very cunning and manipulative. He will charm you and his charisma might be overwhelming, but do not fall for his deceitful ways. The eyes, the smile, the gifts... he knows what he is doing and he knows full well who he is doing it to. Justin will seek out a good soul with a genuine heart, and he will take advantage of both. Of course there are a few exceptions, but most Justins only care about.... Justin.
He was so sweet and seemed so genuine, then he pulled a Justin...
by Mess_E_Jessie January 9, 2021
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