couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 02, 2010

honey trapping online

The act of finding out if a partner is cheating by tempting him/her specifically online. Many couples meet online and worry their partner is cheating using online investigation agents.

I thought about honey trapping online and set a honey trap using honey-trapping.com to find out if he was unfaithful. Turns out he reacted to the temptation..

by chriskkk August 18, 2007

The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

by Benbo swaggings May 07, 2016

alaskan bear trap

the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her

Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?

by JoPo13 October 24, 2006

trap head

An incredibly angry person who thinks he or she is cool from listening to trap and constantly degrading others because they have no brain

It's okay. No point in arguing with a trap head

by luke ansee May 19, 2015

Conversation Bear Trap

A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"

"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."

"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."

by bjenks July 02, 2009

Reverse Age-Trap

A person (generally a woman) who appears much older than they really are.

Boy #1: Hello, Mrs......?

Boy #2: She’s my sister. She’s a Reverse Age-Trap

Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019