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Internet Education 

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.
Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?

Internet Person 

A person who lives on the Internet. Doesn't participate in social activities.
Khloe kardashian~ rob literally just stays coup up in his room watching Netflix and Instagram videos. He just loves being on the Internet.

Kourtney~ at least he's not an internet guy. Really almost everyone is an Internet person like on weekends.
Internet Person by myer May 25, 2016

Internet best friends

Ibsf mean internet best friends, since it’s called that it’s because when you have a best friend and they move to another city or another country and u still call them in a web site call skype which means you can FaceTime them or call them
Wanna FaceTime since we are internet best friends and we can facetime
Internet best friends by Ibsf April 12, 2018

Le Internet Medley 

An amalgamation of more than 40 internet memes created by the GAG Quartet. The single greatest creation of mankind.
This man just sat through a Bieber song! Quick, get him to the Le Internet Medley screening room!
Le Internet Medley by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

that's very interesting tell me more 

if you use this sentence the speaker then knows you don't give a shit about his or her speech and that you want to die
9 Year Old Kid: and then I got so many v-bucks *flexes*
Me: oh that's very interesting tell me more

Internet 

OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt
Internet by INTERNET January 28, 2005