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Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
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United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.
I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.
by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018
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The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.

Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4
Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)
by god himself my guy November 10, 2022
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State of Survival

A RPG game made by Kings Group. A scam generally, just like most of the games on iOS, especially Genshin Impact. The differences here is the establishment of many Discord servers of several in-game states for players to brag their asses off about attacks with consent and making memes about it the game and the company itself. Some dudes are dedicated to stay home and grind it, just like the Genshin and LoL dudes.
Quote from my buddy: "State of Survival, more like Scam of Survival."
by a nobody, literally January 3, 2022
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