Pinewood Derby Car

An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!

Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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Tiwana Car Wash

(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.
Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?
by thesatisfyer April 03, 2009
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Four Car Garage

Inserting your penis as well as both testicles (and scrotum obviously) into a vagina (or rectum).

This is one step past "balls deep."
Bro 1: Bro, I'm not just gonna go balls deep on her, I'm gonna park my whole fleet in her garage.

Bro 2: Oh, you're pulling a Four Car Garage?

Bro 1: Totals.

*high five*
by Ramrod22 February 05, 2010
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swastika a cop car

To spray paint a swastika on a police car. Most often done by people who are anarchist,or in the american communist movement,neohippie movement,porn hippie movement,porn scene movement or underaged sex movement or anyone who just hates cops. It requires courage and craftiness.
You want a go swastika a cop car?
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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speed bump and cars

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status
asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?
by xmeleex July 29, 2006
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retired police car

A car that scares the crap out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the massive heart attack you just had.
Person 1. Stupid alarm clock didn't go off again, I hope I don't see a cop (They're going 70 in a 50 zone)
Person in a retired police car is doing the same speed you are and makes you slam on the brakes because all you seen was black and white. MEASSAGE OUT TO ALL PEOPLE READING!!!! buy a radar gun. lol i did and it works great.
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Bulger Car Sauna

The act of farting in a car and not saying anything. before the smell hits you like a piece of brick shit on the front of your face you roll up the windows and turn the heat on. One key element of this torture is to put the child proof locks on. The "Bulger Car Sauna" has been known to make full grown men PUKE like young children
When Brad pulled the "Bulger Car Sauna" on Shawn he spewed all over the inside of his car
by shawn Tester October 12, 2007
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